I want the blue one
Difficulty! Aaaah!

I’m having a tough time drawing a useful comic-style self-portrait. I guess you just keep doing it over and over until it looks right, huh? I got my dog right first time, which says to me that I DO NOT LOOK IN THE MIRROR. Because I’m actually good at drawing what I see comic-style. I don’t think I see myself. I know I avoid mirrors.

There’s a funny flip side to this, in that I’ve been digging in the garden for hours every day for what, two months now? Forever. Since the ground thawed at the end of April. The garden is mostly rocks so it goes like this: break up the ground with a shovel, pick up rocks for ten times longer, repeat. And haul big heavy buckets of rocks across the yard and throw them into the rock pile.

Apparently what that does is sculpt your entire body. I had no idea because my weight is about the same and the same clothes fit, but they fit…differently. Better. Much more awesomely in every respect. I got a comment this weekend about all the weight I’ve lost, which mystified me, until I looked in a mirror and whoa, whose legs are those? Yay!

Avoidance is a bad thing, is what I’m saying. I don’t think I’m going to be able to draw a recognizable self-portrait until I get familiar with the dang mirror, that’s all.

My friends say I dress like a comic book character anyway. It’s true, I wear very similar outfits a lot. Skirt down to above the knee, big loose silky shirt, tights or leggings, boots. Or just the shirt and skirt or shorts in summer.

Maybe this Drawing Words & Writing Pictures book will help me grasp the way you’re supposed to draw a person who, hello, does have TOPOGRAPHY, so that I don’t look so much like a paper doll.

Though I did get my apprehensive expression exactly right, which is hilarious.

And the dog, let’s not forget. The dog gives me hope! I can draw what I see! I just can’t see what I won’t look at.

theoddmentemporium:

Puzzlewood is an ancient woodland site, near Coleford in the Forest of DeanGloucestershireEngland. The site, covering 14 acres, shows evidence of open cast iron ore mining dating from the Roman period, and possibly earlier.

In 1848 some workmen, after moving a block of stone in the woods, found a small cavity in the rocks. In this cavity, hidden away, were three earthenware jars containing over 3,000 Roman coins. No-one knows why the coins were hidden away in the cliff face nor by whom.

J. R. R. Tolkien, a frequent visitor to the Forest of Dean, may have visited Puzzlewood, and many believe Puzzlewood was the inspiration for the fabled forests of Middle-earth, such as the Old ForestMirkwoodFangorn or Lothlórien contained within The Lord of the RingsJ.K Rowling is also said to have visited Puzzlewood, and it may have been this that influenced her idea of The Forbidden Forest in the Harry Potter books.

Moderate fantasy wish list

Always illuminating to make a list of the things you would go out and get given the wherewithal to do so. Not the big ones, like houses or trips to faraway places, but the smaller things.

  • machete
  • rototiller
  • black low heeled mary janes not held together with staples and electrical tape (though seriously you can’t tell by looking)
  • all new underwear (why does that seem like such a luxury?)
  • axe
  • hatchet
  • chain saw
  • hey, there are lots of things that need chopping around here, okay?
  • a dresser not picked up from the side of the road
  • a roll of screen and some spline and a spline tool so I can fix the, you know, screens
  • lots of chicken in the freezer
  • replacement plug for the floor lamp since someone chewed up the wire
  • trip to the repair place for the sewing machine, which is out of whack
  • clothes that fit (doy) especially nice-ish tops
  • a bunch of music I haven’t heard ten million times already
  • love seat or chair and a half (with footstool) for the living room 
  • materials to make a screened tent thing on the deck
  • dog life preserver so I can put the dog in the canoe

Otherwise I’m pretty much set. Actually I’m pretty much set without most of those things, though the roll of screen is going to be crucial pretty soon here.

nprfunfacts:

Tripling that — running for 90 minutes, 4-5 times per week — improves that number by only 4 percent.

hollyblack:

accidentalformalist:

Francis Alÿs

The Nightwatch

Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.

FOX!!!!!

the-more-i-arty:

Some Avengers themed cocktail recipes I played around with.

Also drink responsibly…

Now with added Phil

Of this list I’ve read, ooh, lots….

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie 
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce 
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
Charlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

61 total. But I’m an English professor and I read constantly. I’ve actually taught somewhere around ten of these in college classes.

How did I completely miss Thomas Hardy in all these years? I will read him next time I hit the library.

julietfoxtrot:

Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!

RULES

  • You do NOT have to follow me
  • Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you
    don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)
  • I will ship anywhere world wide
  • Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!
  • Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST
  • The winner will be picked with a random number generator
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